Of all of the things in this world that I love the most (compliments and sex being near the top of the list, not necessarily in that order), I must say that dried fruit makes it pretty far up. It’s sweet, it’s delicious, and, um, I mean, it’s fruit.
The less I want to lose weight, the healthier I generally eat. Diets are for suckers and I’ve never been on one and I never will be on one. Let’s all eat in moderation and enjoy our food without the guilt of the gluttonous.
All hail dried fruit, for it is your master and my dessert.
